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21

Oct

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: memespice)

littlewarrior-recovering:

enzuigiri:

The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.

"Repulsed? Get a grip." fucking yes

littlewarrior-recovering:

enzuigiri:

The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.

"Repulsed? Get a grip." fucking yes

(Source: monodoh)

ghoulinski:

ghoulinski:

remember when i made myself as a sim and married daniel radcliffe and while i was working five days a week to support our FAMILY he had an affair with the fucking maid and i was so upset at his infidelity that i couldn’t look at real daniel radcliffe for like three years

its been five years and i still struggle w/ this

ghoulinski:

ghoulinski:

remember when i made myself as a sim and married daniel radcliffe and while i was working five days a week to support our FAMILY he had an affair with the fucking maid and i was so upset at his infidelity that i couldn’t look at real daniel radcliffe for like three years

its been five years and i still struggle w/ this

20

Oct

darlingwalker:

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

philsarms:

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

WRONG POST

(Source: firstdayofhalloween)

couhnida:

articulatespookster:

darknessandravenclaw:

dont get me wrong i totally fucking love how much tumblr is trying to bring awareness to bisexuality pansexuality and asexuality. but you know what else they need to bring to attention?

  • polysexuality
  • aromanticism
  • people whose sexualities and romantic orienations dont line up

Hell yes, me

Polyamory

troyleryoutube:

ilikegirlsbro:

This fucked me up

Oh

(Source: constructionpaperandtears)

tsuki-nekota:

bite-me-assbutt:

thefaceshekeepsinajarbythedoor:

deanfucker:

stillmejustnot:

deanfucker:

headcanon: Cas and Dean fell in love while the angel was rebuilding him and restoring his soul but once Dean surfaced on earth he didn’t remember any of it and Cas has been subtly trying to remind him ever since

Stop it!

like that’s why Cas stands too close and is always staring at him, willing Dean to remember

NOT OKAY.

aaaaannd I see it.

image

(Source: spookydeanfucker)

beksboys:

telling people you have friends online is the WORST thing ever cause you know exactly what they’re thinking like i don’t even have to say it and everyone on here already knows what i mean

sandfoxes:

Before I met him, I would dance in the shower.

When he was in my life, I would think about showering with him.
After he left, I would sit on the ground in the shower and cry.
When I got over him, I showered so quickly there was no time for dancing, fantasies or tears.

Someone can invade the smallest parts of your life,
you won’t even realize it until you dance in the shower again
and wonder why you ever stopped.

this is too real

(Source: nelliescoffee)

just-troylerthings:

4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

jpsycho:

approachingnormal:

hannibalthecanibal:

vachelsstrife:

wibbly-wobbly-timeywimeystuff:

gallifrey-feels:

the-timelord-girl-who-hunts:

iseewhatyoudidier:

fiftyshadesoffandoms:

akiglancy:

gayest sport on earth

somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling

WHAT

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

why is he putting his hand in his pants

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

image

guys

they oil each other up 

im crying here 

This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

(Source: olliren)

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked