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23

Sep

bogleech:

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

fall-out-phan:

4 away from my next hundred :) x

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

(Source: omgreblog)

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

gabe-the-fallen-angel:

mytardishaswings:

breakdatwall:

crocodilepatronus:

llanuwchllyn:

Excuse Me

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is this where I start the conversation?
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HA! I see you follow me!
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I follow you,too! 

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maybe we should tal-

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fuck

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a;sdfjkjhjhfjhaartuiygfhfgabortmission

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Nope.

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wow this is the most accurate post of how I try to make friends

Did anyone else read this in Mulan’s “manly voice”?

Did anyone not~?~

Yes……

ayeoakley:

hiii guys so this is something that i’ve wanted to do for awhile and i think it’s pretty cool??
rules
must be following ayeoakley
you must reblog this post, likes will be counted as bookmarks
you have until the 30th september to reblog this, winners will be announced on the 3rd october
this post must reach 50 notes, otherwise i’ll just forget it ever happened
there will be one winner and three runner ups
there will be no poll
what i'm looking for
a friendly and amazing person
cute url
a nice theme, with navigation, tags, and links
preferably youtube blog
quality posts
the amount of followers doesn’t matter!
what the winners will receive
follow back, unless i’m already following
unlimited promos (once a day)) throughout the month, just ask ((winner))
5 promos throught the month, just ask ((runner ups))
a place on my updates tab
i’ll vote for you in stuff, help you out
a url graphic, on request
my undying love and friendship
if you have any questions, feel free to contact me. good luck!

ayeoakley:

hiii guys so this is something that i’ve wanted to do for awhile and i think it’s pretty cool??

rules
  • must be following ayeoakley
  • you must reblog this post, likes will be counted as bookmarks
  • you have until the 30th september to reblog this, winners will be announced on the 3rd october
  • this post must reach 50 notes, otherwise i’ll just forget it ever happened
  • there will be one winner and three runner ups
  • there will be no poll
what i'm looking for
  • a friendly and amazing person
  • cute url
  • a nice theme, with navigation, tags, and links
  • preferably youtube blog
  • quality posts
  • the amount of followers doesn’t matter!
what the winners will receive
  • follow back, unless i’m already following
  • unlimited promos (once a day)) throughout the month, just ask ((winner))
  • 5 promos throught the month, just ask ((runner ups))
  • a place on my updates tab
  • i’ll vote for you in stuff, help you out
  • a url graphic, on request
  • my undying love and friendship

if you have any questions, feel free to contact megood luck!

22

Sep

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

(Source: lesbianmooncolony)

tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

20

Sep

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

I’m writing sappy fucking shit because I fucking can okay

@itmetyler

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

I’m writing sappy fucking shit because I fucking can okay

@itmetyler

19

Sep

The KSW MASTERPOST

keyboardsmashwriters:

The following is an up-to-date(ish) list of all the writing advice posts we’ve made on KSW. It’s not very long. How shameful.

Posts within the past week(ish) will be marked with (new!) for easy navigation. If you’re looking for something in particular, try searching the page for a key term.


horror-is-not-dead:

urban legends  (◠‿◠✿)

scary stories (◕ω◕✿)

creepy things (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧

paranormal and supernatural things ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

hearing a noise in the middle of the night  *: ・゚✧ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ

Anonymous said: How do you feel about trans women invading feminist spaces?

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

nuanced-subversion:

daniellemertina:

i don’t get how a woman can “invade” a space meant for women. 

reblogging again.

ALWAYS REBLOG

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you which fictional character you remind them of.

18

Sep

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

(Source: megachikorita)

asian:

i hate how I can’t even reblog a picture of a butt without 12 year olds messaging me in angry capital letters saying that I got them into trouble because their mum saw the picture

how are you going to go on the internet and expect to not see any nudity

welcome to the real world jackass